May 18 2005 Rengoku: The Tower of Purgatory Review
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Summary: Can you keep up, pansy?
Reviewed by Varchesis
90
Rengoku gives you a simple choice:
1. Kick ass and takes parts later.
2. whine like a baby and trade to Gamestop.

I pick number 1.

I'll give it to the reviewers, this game has many flaws! But, I easily say it's a game to have for those who like a modern game with an old-fashioned feel. If you love pure action with tons of customization, get this! Don't believe the pansy-assed game reviewers who flock like sheep to anything with a BIG brand name on it. Be like me. Be pure. Kill those cyborg bastards. Give it all you've got!

Only old-school gamers would really 'get' this title. I play it ALL the time. Sure you get 'turned around' a lot and the map's your best friend, but it makes me feel like being a samurai of the future, 'cept you can put guns on almost every body-part. Show the 'nouveau-gamers' that GameShark and Action-Replay is for spineless 4 year old Gameboy addicts. Prove yourself.

NO HONOR FOR THE WEAK! COME AT ME!!!!!!!

REVIEW IT PRODUCT INFO BUY IT


Comments

05/18/05 bass
So they should flock like sheep after you, instead? I think someone is a little insecure about themselves, considering how "tough" you're acting online. Why don't you tell us why it's so great, besides that if you're a pansy you won't like it. Maybe people don't like it, and don't want to have to play through it? So that makes them spineless? Psht.

edited: May 18 2005 
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05/19/05 phildo
your review is immature and absent minded. this game is terrible. and you're insulting people who gave it a truthful review? hah. your review is terrible. i hope you enjoy your game, it'll keep you from reviewing more games on this site.
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05/19/05 molton
That's funny Phildo, I think he was specifically countering your "DO NOT BUY THIS" review, He's just offering another extreme viewpoint of this game, you should be able to appreciate that
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05/19/05 moe
By the way phildos review was sh!t.
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05/20/05 phildo
molton said: "That's funny Phildo, I think he was specifically countering your "DO NOT BUY THIS" review, He's just offering another extreme viewpoint of this game, you should be able to appreciate that"

hah. i gave an honest review, and never insulted anyone who liked the game. plus i never called anyone a "pansy". this guy is an a$$hole.
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05/20/05 GT
Gee what a nice objective review that takes more than one perspective under consideration. I agree, this game is for people who like your review. In other words, arrogant idiots.

Seriously, my opinion is this game is all about the control scheme, if you can adjust to it, you'll love the game, if not, you'll waste your money. I strongly suggest rental before purchase.
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05/24/05 Varchesis
/yawn

The great thing about people is.. they always think stuff's about them (we know who we are don't we???????).
I was never referring to anyone with the phrase 'pansy' but if the shoe fits..

Also, it's my flipping review!
I can write it any way I want. I was just adding a vote of confidence to a game I thought was getting the universal SUX A$$ review.
If you bought a PSP so you can play whatever really deep pockets can produce, fine. Get Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear or the sucky EA sports games.
I prefer a game that isn't all hype and more of the same. Go Rengoku, go! You offer a slim chance for something new and different in a world where games provide the same old stuff and the same media coverage. Bravo!
A game I can play for a few minutes or hours, even better! THAT'S what PSP is all about.

<takes a bow>
Thank you.

*The revolution will not be televised*
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05/25/05 Godlike
This game does have issues, I personally hate it. But, heh, I hate DBZ and look at that. Some people will like it, others won't.

BTW, Game Reviews are Reviewers Opinions, don't like it? Comment, then SHUT UP.


edited: May 25 2005 
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